CarZi

While out on the town in LA last night, Paris Hilton was wise enough to let Josh Henderson drive (Ashlee Simpson’s EX). I guess seeing that she could now go to jail for violating her probation (again) due to her suspended license (which she did on February 27th, 2007), Paris has been a lot more cautious than ever when it comes to her getting around. (in a vehicle that is)

Apparently Paris has been pulling out all tricks of her devious trades in order to get her skit pulled from tonight’s premiere of Nick Cannon’s new sketch series ‘Short Circuitz’. In it, Paris is the star of a fake infomercial for WWPD bracelets (What Would Paris Do?) in which she makes light of her fabulous recent DUI. In the sketch (which previewed to TV critics last week), the action shifts from salesgirl Paris to “real-life” situations in which people look to their WWPD bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After the blonde checks her WWPD bracelet, she starts grinding on the one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole (did someone say STRIPPPERRRZZZ?) “I can’t arrest you, you’re too fabulous”, says the officer.

I cant wait to update you all after her court date to find out really how hilarious her judge finds this skit in light of her serious misbehavior.

You didn’t really think I was going to let this one slip by CarZi’s radar did you?

[Source: PopSugar.com]